I made this short news piece after I visited a Ghanaian pub in south London and watched an African Cup of Nations game. The material I got from the Ghana fans was awesome. The rest of the piece is shot through with errors however, please see below for a complete rundown of how I nearly ruined it.
What I did wrong:
1. What the hell has happened to my voice? I sound like I’m reading the script at gunpoint. In my defence I felt a bit self conscious opining down a mic in the early hours of the morning for a recording no-ones going to hear. I imagine this is what Ron Atknison gets up to these days.
2. Hackneyed, cliche ridden ‘football speak’. Just no. Dear me.
3. I didn’t record an ‘after’ interview from the fans to balance my ‘before’ bits. No narrative closure see? I’d love to laugh it off and blame it no my own stupidity, but no, I’m very clever I’m just a flapper under pressure and didn’t press the button properly on the recorder.
4. Factual inaccuracies. This game did not put Ghana through to the knock-out stages as I implicitly stated, if they lost to Guinea, and Mali hammered Botswana they could still go out. Schoolboy error, what an idiot. Idiot boy!